The Budget is a Political Document
And, in the case of the Rethugliclown "budget", the laugh riot of the political season. And the harbinger of impending and well-deserved doom for these clowns. They couldn't have done worse than this 19 page-long bloviating rant if they'd actually been punked by a Democratic operative. Everything in this fiasco is about timing. The Rethugliclowns have now perfected reverse spinmeistering, every time they throw sh*t into the fan, it's facing towards the Rethugliclown Party. Genius!
Little Governator Bobby Jindal makes a fool of himself at Pres. Obama's first big speech and in the process pointedly complains about "volcano monitoring" money in the budget. Almost immediately a volcano in Alaska blows up! Genius!
Now the Rethugliclown's have backed themselves into a corner as the "Party of NO!" complaining about Obama's budget but offering no alternative. So, the bosses paste together a mash-up of half-baked Rethugliclown "ideas", put a pretty blue cover on it and call it a budget. But it has NO NUMBERS! Yes, gentle reader, you read that right, a budget document that contains no numbers, no spending numbers, no revenue numbers, no numbers at all. Genius!
Below is Ezra Klein's take on the 19 page "alternative budget" and I guess you could say that's what it is, if the alternative to a budget is.. nothing at all.
Ezra's best line
A quote from the Rethugliclown non-budget: "Republicans will be on the side of quality versus mediocrity, affordability versus unsustainable debt, and freedom of care versus bureaucrats in control. And we will be on the side of patients, doctors, and the American people." They are also in favor of good things rather than bad things, moving forward rather than going backwards, the hobbits rather than the orcs, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom."
Oh, this going sooo well for the Rethugliclowns. I think they're surging! :)
The image below is the Rethugliclown "plan" for health care...

Why it's so simple! No wonder we never though of it. Hahahahah!
More Rethugliclown budget hilarity via prospect.org
Read the Full Rethugliclown Monty here - Republican budget proposal.

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